“The Boondock Saints” or “the poor man’s Tarantino…for stupid people”

Apr 13, 2011
“The Boondock Saints” or “the poor man’s Tarantino…for stupid people”


“Gee, help where have I seen this pose before?”

"...oh that's right...Pulp Fiction."


Years ago there was a slow, visit growing buzz about this gritty, generic action-packed crime thriller featuring a couple o’ Irish brothers. I’ve got a wee bit o’ the Irish in me myself. So, I thought, “With a little luck, this might be gold”. I ran out to the video store and rented me a copy.

I hated it. In fact, I turned it off midway through. It was too ridiculous for me to keep watching. Well, this week the DeFranco Nation Movie Club put this one in the qeue. So, I HAD to watch it again. Now, it had been a while since I saw it the first time. So, I sat down with an open-mind and a willingness to glean any goodness I could from this film.

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Mar 30, 2011

"Yikes...that look can't be good for anyone."

So, medications day 14 of the DeFranco Nation Movie Club had me watching Atom Egoyan’s erotic thriller, search “Chloe”.

Starring Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson and the stunning Amanda Seyfried, we find ourselves in the midst of a bizarre love triangle that twists and turns slowly through a maze of distrust and betrayal.

Check out my video response to Philip DeFranco’s review. I didn’t like what he had to say

So, check out my thoughts and compare. Let me know what you think.

“Say hello to my little documentary!”

Mar 29, 2011
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As many of you know by now, melanoma I’ve been tracking with YouTube sensation Philip DeFranco and his 30 Day Movie Club. Everyday is a different movie and today’s is “Cocaine Cowboys”. This 2006 documentary about the cocaine boom of the 80’s in Miami is a fascinating (and frightening) glimpse into the world of drug trafficking. I talk about it more in-depth in my vlog posting. Check it out!

Don’t forget to hit the “Like” button (I’m emotionally needy and require much affirmation) and forward the link to all your friends and enemies! Happy Tuesday!

“The Prestige”

Mar 28, 2011


Back in 2006 there there were two highly acclaimed films that centred around magicians in the 19th century. One was remarkable, discount the other remarkably disappointing. My friends and I retitled the latter as “The Boring-ist”. It featured Ed Norton and Paul Giamatti (both great actors), but was so poorly executed. So, I won’t bore you with a review on that one. Rather, allow me steer you in the direction of the far superior movie – The Prestige.

This Christopher Nolan, period-piece is exceptional across the board. We journey back and forth through the timeline of a long and sour history between two feuding magicians played by Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale. I don’t want to give away too much because this is the kind of film you really need to experience firsthand. But let me just say, our tale begins with Borden (Bale) accidentally killing the wife of Angiers (Jackman). This, of course, creates a fairly immense wedge between the two men. Borden is a smart but cocky young magician who obsesses over creating the most deceiving illusions. This gains him some local celebrity and his career as an outstanding magician begins. This, however, is slowed down as Angiers, full of grief and revenge, sabotages one of Borden’s tricks in front of a live audience. The result is that Borden loses a couple of fingers. Not a good thing for a man who’s career is slight of hand.

Borden takes Angiers’ wife. Angiers takes Borden’s fingers. Tit for tat, right? Well, not really. And Angiers knows it. Borden finds a lovely bride, they have  child together and Angiers’ anger festers as he remains a widower and childless. At the same time Borden continues to build a successful magic show. The highlight of his show is a trick, The Transported Man, in which Borden steps into one box and reappears instantly in another box across the other end of the stage. It’s breath-taking. The crowds love it! And Angiers becomes obsessed with finding out his trick. Without giving away the rest of the plot, the film builds on this foundation of anger, jealousy, obsession and pride. The interplay between Jackman and Bale is wonderful. Bale plays the cocky character perfectly, while Jackman develops this heart-broken shell of a man with slow intensity and emotion. And both are driven by their respective obsessions.

Christopher Nolan is responsible for the brilliant pacing and use of flashbacks. The whole film has us jumping back and forth through a period of about 10 years, telling us this tale of mystery and passion in a way that keeps us eager to see what’s around the next corner. He won’t show you anything until he wants you to see it. Just like a great magician. It’s actually quite profound. Here is a film about magicians and Nolan, as the director, approaches the making of the film as a magician himself. Brilliant.

There is so much more to the story and other fantastic characters. Michael Caine plays the wise mentor, Scarlett Johansson plays the sultry assistant/mistress and David Bowie plays the one historically true character, Nikola Tesla (renowned pioneer of electricity). All of these actors are a delight, particularly Caine. I’d love to share more about the story but I really don’t want to give too much away. In the film, they explain how there are three acts of a trick; the Pledge, the Turn and finally, the Prestige. The last act is the “WHA?!” part of the trick. It’s the thing you can’t believe, you never thought possible. Like the Prestige in a magic trick, this film has a fantastic final act. And that is why I really can’t say anymore about the film’s story.

So, go get the DVD or download it from iTunes or Netflix or whatever. Just find a couple of hours this week and treat yourself to this finely crafted film. It’s like a great magic show; mysterious, captivating and mind-blowing.

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

Mar 24, 2011
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So, artificial I’ve been tracking this week with YouTube sensation, online Phillip DeFranco and his movie club. Each day he picks a movie, weight loss everyone subscribed watches and then the next day he posts his review of it. He invites the rest of us to send in our thoughts via video response if we’d like. Well, I like. And so, I’ve been trying to respond to as many of these films as I can. Today’s film is “The Wild a Wonderful Whites of West Virginia”. This is a documentary about a truly wild family, The Whites, from Boone County in West Virginia. These here are mountain folk, there’s no doubt about it. Anywho, check out my video response to Philly D.
If you’ve seen it and care to enlighten us with your thoughts, please comment below and on YouTube.


Mar 24, 2011
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